- Take Seventy Two- Facebook Profiles.

    For most of us ( including me) facebook profiles can tell a lot about a person. But much of this depends upon how good of a stalker you are and how far are you willing to stalk that person? Personally, I can stalk for hours and hours. It is so much fun! It’s  free and the other person doesn’t even have to know about it. Unless you mistakenly click the ‘like’ button on a post which was made 6 months ago.

                   Then we have a problem. In situations like these, it is best to say things like ‘ Uh…my facebook id is hacked. Didn’t you get that viral video of a really hot girl and a message, asking you to open it? Dude. That wasn’t me. So there.’

                             But really, how much CAN you know about one person through their facebook page? My inner Sherlock Holmes has taught me that not everything, which people post and share on their profiles, is true. But I’ve noticed that most people, who cannot waste their time, pretending to be someone they are not, have started posting real information about themselves. Except for the ‘language section’ I mean, come on! Austrian German? Canadian French? Hrvatski? <--- I’m not even sure how this is pronounced!

             

                    Many people also like to lie about  ‘the work section’ like for eg, I have posted in my ‘work section’ that I am a waitress at Krusty Krabs. Which I am not. I only wish, I were. I’ve seen people posting things like ‘Working as a CEO OF BAD COMPANY'. Really? Really now? 

         

                      But what about those who post random false information about themselves. Like remember the time, people used to post pictures of unknown extremely good looking people and had us fooled? Who would know that a model from Venezuela is not Akram Khan from Sargodha? For the love of God, what is wrong with you people? 

 

                   Also, people who have flowers and hearts as their pictures, seem pretty fishy. Esp if they are a ‘male’ and were born in 1980. We obviously have something very wrong here. And profiles with names like Aisha Khan and are ‘male’ , interested in ‘women’ and studying at ‘Government College for Men’? What ARE you suggesting?

Jhoot bolnay kay liyey bhi dimagh chaiyay hota.