I was watching Nickelodeon yesterday with a couple of REALLY NOISY KIDS,whom I was to baby sit and eventually ended up watching Dora the Explorer…in Hindi. Yes, that’s right. It was hilarious. The title song goes something like this ‘ Eik thi larki, bari siyani then something something daiti thi sub ko who naie naie tips,koun hey yey choti si missss’ OHMYGOD. What was that about? For those of you WHO HAVE watched Dora before, you guys must be knowing how Dora and Boots ( The Monkey,who is AS DUMB AND CLUELESS AS MISS D HERSELF) sing a song after accomplishing some task. The song is ‘ We did it!We did it!We did it!YAYY!’ and the Hindi version of this is ‘ HUMNEY KIA.HUMNEY KIIA!!’ and another song ‘ Aow,hum chalay,chalo hum chalaaaay,hum sub chal rahay hein,chalo ab chalay’- Err…
Following Is a scene from Dora the Exp in HINDI. Dora and Boots have to go to Blueberry Hills to get some Blueberries.
Dora: Boots. Woah daikho!woh rahay Blueberry Hills!
Boots: Aray haan!per yey toh buhat durr hein Dora!Hum kaisay whaa taq pohunchay gay? * Looks into your eyes right through the TV screen,with eyes full of hopelessness*
Dora : Kia ap humari madad keray gay Blueberry Hills pohunchnay taq? (it’s a question for us) * Looks into your eyes right through the TV screen,with eyes pleading for help*
Dora: *silences* GREAT! Kia apko kahein parachute nazar araha hey?* Looks into your eyes ,right through the Television with immense thankfulness and gratitude*
Dora: *silence* THANKS!HUMARI MADAD KERNAY KA SHUKRIYA!CHALO BOOTS!
****LAME SONG****: AOW HUM CHALAYYY CHALOO HUM CHALAYYYY HUM CHAL RAHAYE HEIN CHALO AB CHALAYY!!YAYYYYY
Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
And if THIS wasn’t enough, they started showing Sponge Bob S. Pants in Hindi too. I do not like SpongeBob’s Hindi voice, it is so morose. The genuine English SpB has a more high pitched voice,this Hindi one isn’t much fun. Anyway, here is a snippet of that Dubbed Episode.
MR.KRABS: Tum logou k liyey khush khabri hey!
SP BOB: KIA HUA MR.KRABS?
SQUIDWARD: ARAY YEY KIA SHOUR HORA HEY YAHA PEY!
MR. KRABS: SUNOO!MERI PYARI BITIYAA PEARL ARI HEY AUR WOAH KRUSTY KRABS KI BUSINESS KO TAKE OVER KERNA CHAHTHI HEY!MEY BATA NAIE SAKTA K MUJHEY KITNA GARV HEY APNI PYARI NANHI BITIYA PEY!!AKHAR MEY USKA PITA JO HU
PATRICK: WAH MR.KRABS YEY TOH SUCH MEY KHUSHI KI BAAT HEY!HAHAHA...HA *weird Patrick laugh*
MR.KRABS: HEYNA?MUJHHEY PATA THA K TUM LOG B YEY KHABAR SUN KAY BUHAT KHUSH HOGAY!TUMARA KIA KHAYAL HEY SPONGEBOB?
SQUIDWARD: *GLARES AT SPONGEBOB*
SPONEBOB: Uh..Mr.Krabs…
Sunday, November 28, 2010
Saturday, November 13, 2010
-Take fifty six-I’m soo Lonely…Baaah, I’m a lonely Bakraa. Bahhh
Today,I was just looking at these bakras and gaye’s, tied up in this hugeeee garden type ground, which directly faces our Balcony and I noticed,infact I’ve noticed this every year that out of all these bakra’s there is always that one Bakra which looks spaced out. You know? Completely lost? Even his baah baah-s are so un-enthusiastic and the others bakra’s do not seem to pay any attention to Mr.Lonely. This bakra looks almost sad. Not that, he cries ( or maybe, he does and maybe um it’s kind of a night thing,like u know,when the moon comes out he cries?Or maybe I need to get a life) but somehow that Bakra looks JUST PLAIN SAD.
Haye beychara Bakra.
But with Cows, its not the same. All the cows seem to be happy, chewing ghaas and stuff (yeah) and mooooing in their really obnoxious voice and flapping their tails at flies who dare to sit on them. I wonder what’s their secret of happiness. And what’s the reason for the lonely Bakra to be sad… the way he says bahhh it’s almost as if he’s saying “ bachao.”
Tell me ,if you’ve noticed these lonely bakra’s as well so that I can feel better about myself that I’m not the only person and it’s not some weird paranoid thing.
Haye beychara Bakra.
But with Cows, its not the same. All the cows seem to be happy, chewing ghaas and stuff (yeah) and mooooing in their really obnoxious voice and flapping their tails at flies who dare to sit on them. I wonder what’s their secret of happiness. And what’s the reason for the lonely Bakra to be sad… the way he says bahhh it’s almost as if he’s saying “ bachao.”
Tell me ,if you’ve noticed these lonely bakra’s as well so that I can feel better about myself that I’m not the only person and it’s not some weird paranoid thing.
Monday, November 8, 2010
-Take fifty Five-Oh,you confused huh?
Everytime I see/hear people saying ‘ I miss you ,bitch’ OR ‘ Please pick up the phone,bitch’ OR ‘ Omg you are such a bitch,I love you’,it makes me wonder if people have some serious love for female dogs…-Wait. What is that supposed to mean? You are saying something nice and tryna be mean as well? I never got it,even after all those years,why people say ‘I love you, bitch’ and others take it very nicely too? For as long as I can remember wasn’t Bitch supposed to be a bad word? What so good about being a Female Dog,anyway?
Whats up with THAT?
You want to say something nice, be polite. Sure, you can use all the bad words you want, but please use them in their proper context. Like, if someone says ‘Bitch,I hate you’- That makes sense. Good enough.
But saying stuff like ‘Omg,you look so good bitch’ is a NO NO . BE POLITE AND PONDER ON THESE FAMOUS WORDS BY MR.AKON,when he says :’ Im tryna find the words to describe this girl, without being disrespectful’- even though he ( Akon) didn’t do a very good job at this himself(though the song rocked!!) but still, here this is me wishing you some much needed Common sense for where and when to use which word.Good luck!
Oh,you fancy huh?!
Whats up with THAT?
You want to say something nice, be polite. Sure, you can use all the bad words you want, but please use them in their proper context. Like, if someone says ‘Bitch,I hate you’- That makes sense. Good enough.
But saying stuff like ‘Omg,you look so good bitch’ is a NO NO . BE POLITE AND PONDER ON THESE FAMOUS WORDS BY MR.AKON,when he says :’ Im tryna find the words to describe this girl, without being disrespectful’- even though he ( Akon) didn’t do a very good job at this himself(though the song rocked!!) but still, here this is me wishing you some much needed Common sense for where and when to use which word.Good luck!
Oh,you fancy huh?!
Sunday, November 7, 2010
-Take fifty four- MY TOP 10 REASONS AS TO WHY I THINK WINTERS ARE SO COOL (Literally)
OKAAAYYY SO WINTERS ARE FINALLY HEREE! <3
And I can think of a lot of good reasons,why winters are SO SO SO much better than summers!
Reason # 1 : My birthday. 3rd December! If that’s not a good enough reason to like winters, I don’t know what is!
Reason # 2 : No electricity for hours? Not aay problem, cuz the weather is pleasant and you can just lie on the couch like you’re half dead and wait PATIENTLY for the electricity to come back. You don’t feel all hot and grouchy and that automatically leads to less chances of you ripping someone’s head off or slapping someone in the face and then say ‘Bijli naye thi,I was annoyed,sorry’.
Reason # 3 : No sweat! NO STINK! Winters also make you sweat less ( or not sweat at all,depends,really,since considering the fact we have 2 million sweat glands in our body-Gee,that’s a lot of stink) So,as I was saying before launching into a speech about how we sweat and don’t sweat (eww) that NORMALLY,in winters you don’t sweat and that could be a treat for your nose, which suffers so much during summers.
NOTE: If you do sweat,summer/winter,please do us all a favour and be a sweat(lol)heart I mean,SWEETHEART and consider…NO,NOT CONSIDER,YOU MUST,use a deo spray or a roll on. That or you would have no friends.No,I’m just kidding,smelly people have friends too, I was just trying to scare you into using a deodorant. ENOUGH SAID!
Reason # 4 : The winter smell!OMG,does anyone know what I’m talking about? YES!That specific winter smell which gets even stronger in evenings and at nights. I’ve always tried to guess what that smell is-Is it of wood?or leaves?Or just the winter itself? I’m guessing,it’s the winter itself. Leave your reply in the comment box, as to what you think that winter smell is off!
Reason # 5 : You can get away with dressing up as a sheep.Bleat. Bleat.Bleat.
Reason # 6 : You can take pictures of yourself, posing with a hot cup of tea/coffee and not get comments like : ‘ Itni garmi mey chai?!’
Reason # 7 : Because winters are cosy!OH YES!
Reason # 8 : You can wear socks all the time. I love socks. Socks.Socks and more Socks.
Reason # 9 : You can burry yourself in blankets…well,not in Karachi, since the winters are not THAT cold, but really if you want to burry yourself underneath piles of blankets and quilts,go for it. Just don’t blame me,when you wake up next morning and you notice that half of you is melted.
Reason # 10 : I just like winters, just like that. I just think they are somehow better than summers cuz we don’t have to deal with heat and stuff. The only thing we HAVE to deal with in winters is dry feet,hands,lips, hair- everything.. One word : VASELINE. Well, not on your hair-I mean,COME ON,you knew that!
And I can think of a lot of good reasons,why winters are SO SO SO much better than summers!
Reason # 1 : My birthday. 3rd December! If that’s not a good enough reason to like winters, I don’t know what is!
Reason # 2 : No electricity for hours? Not aay problem, cuz the weather is pleasant and you can just lie on the couch like you’re half dead and wait PATIENTLY for the electricity to come back. You don’t feel all hot and grouchy and that automatically leads to less chances of you ripping someone’s head off or slapping someone in the face and then say ‘Bijli naye thi,I was annoyed,sorry’.
Reason # 3 : No sweat! NO STINK! Winters also make you sweat less ( or not sweat at all,depends,really,since considering the fact we have 2 million sweat glands in our body-Gee,that’s a lot of stink) So,as I was saying before launching into a speech about how we sweat and don’t sweat (eww) that NORMALLY,in winters you don’t sweat and that could be a treat for your nose, which suffers so much during summers.
NOTE: If you do sweat,summer/winter,please do us all a favour and be a sweat(lol)heart I mean,SWEETHEART and consider…NO,NOT CONSIDER,YOU MUST,use a deo spray or a roll on. That or you would have no friends.No,I’m just kidding,smelly people have friends too, I was just trying to scare you into using a deodorant. ENOUGH SAID!
Reason # 4 : The winter smell!OMG,does anyone know what I’m talking about? YES!That specific winter smell which gets even stronger in evenings and at nights. I’ve always tried to guess what that smell is-Is it of wood?or leaves?Or just the winter itself? I’m guessing,it’s the winter itself. Leave your reply in the comment box, as to what you think that winter smell is off!
Reason # 5 : You can get away with dressing up as a sheep.Bleat. Bleat.Bleat.
Reason # 6 : You can take pictures of yourself, posing with a hot cup of tea/coffee and not get comments like : ‘ Itni garmi mey chai?!’
Reason # 7 : Because winters are cosy!OH YES!
Reason # 8 : You can wear socks all the time. I love socks. Socks.Socks and more Socks.
Reason # 9 : You can burry yourself in blankets…well,not in Karachi, since the winters are not THAT cold, but really if you want to burry yourself underneath piles of blankets and quilts,go for it. Just don’t blame me,when you wake up next morning and you notice that half of you is melted.
Reason # 10 : I just like winters, just like that. I just think they are somehow better than summers cuz we don’t have to deal with heat and stuff. The only thing we HAVE to deal with in winters is dry feet,hands,lips, hair- everything.. One word : VASELINE. Well, not on your hair-I mean,COME ON,you knew that!
Thursday, November 4, 2010
-Take Fifty three-Say Cheeeeese!
I love taking pictures too.
But I don’t understand why people have to take so many shots,showcasing EVERY action they did during their outing or whatever. For example,if someone goes to a fast food joint,they would take pictures like this:
-Okay,this is us Party people *snap*
-Okay ,this is us,sitting on the table *snap*
-Okay,now this is us standing*snap*
-Okay,this is us sitting again (oh brother!) *snap*
-Okay,now we’re ordering food.*snap*
-Okay,now someone is laughing.*snap*
-Okay,now the waiter comes. *snap*
-Waiter approaching their table *snap*
-Waiter arrives.*snap* finally.
-Waiter taking order.Blurry picture cuz the waiter is moving so much *snap*
-Now waiter retreating to the the kitchen *snap*
-Now several other poses of the people who are on their outing itself *snap*snap*snap*
-Waiter bringing the food *snap*
-Putting the food on table * snap*
-Party people examining the food *snap*
-Party people holding a fork or a spoon or a knife *snap*
-Party people taking their own pictures,before eating food *snap*
-Party people,still taking more pictures of themselves * snap*
-The food just gets cold,sitting there…let’s take a snap of the food 2 so that it feels better *snap*snap*snap*
-Party people cutting their food *snap* (finally,looks as if they are finally going to eat it )
-Party people,putting the piece of food in their mouth*snap*
-Party people,like the food.Yum expression or thumbs up *snap*
-Party people hate the food,disgusted expression *snap* (optional)
-Party people chewing the food *snap*
-Party people swallowing the food *snap*
-Party people with their drinks *snap*
-Drinking…*snap*
-Gulp*Gulp*-Snap*
-Party people keeping the drink back on the table *snap*
-Party people…. *yawn*…
So, I hope, you get the picture (lol) of what I’m tryna say. Its cool, if you wanna take pictures, but does it have to tell everything what and how you did? While you were at it,why didn’t you take a picture and tell us how and when you blinked ur eyes or take a breath? Good God!
But I don’t understand why people have to take so many shots,showcasing EVERY action they did during their outing or whatever. For example,if someone goes to a fast food joint,they would take pictures like this:
-Okay,this is us Party people *snap*
-Okay ,this is us,sitting on the table *snap*
-Okay,now this is us standing*snap*
-Okay,this is us sitting again (oh brother!) *snap*
-Okay,now we’re ordering food.*snap*
-Okay,now someone is laughing.*snap*
-Okay,now the waiter comes. *snap*
-Waiter approaching their table *snap*
-Waiter arrives.*snap* finally.
-Waiter taking order.Blurry picture cuz the waiter is moving so much *snap*
-Now waiter retreating to the the kitchen *snap*
-Now several other poses of the people who are on their outing itself *snap*snap*snap*
-Waiter bringing the food *snap*
-Putting the food on table * snap*
-Party people examining the food *snap*
-Party people holding a fork or a spoon or a knife *snap*
-Party people taking their own pictures,before eating food *snap*
-Party people,still taking more pictures of themselves * snap*
-The food just gets cold,sitting there…let’s take a snap of the food 2 so that it feels better *snap*snap*snap*
-Party people cutting their food *snap* (finally,looks as if they are finally going to eat it )
-Party people,putting the piece of food in their mouth*snap*
-Party people,like the food.Yum expression or thumbs up *snap*
-Party people hate the food,disgusted expression *snap* (optional)
-Party people chewing the food *snap*
-Party people swallowing the food *snap*
-Party people with their drinks *snap*
-Drinking…*snap*
-Gulp*Gulp*-Snap*
-Party people keeping the drink back on the table *snap*
-Party people…. *yawn*…
So, I hope, you get the picture (lol) of what I’m tryna say. Its cool, if you wanna take pictures, but does it have to tell everything what and how you did? While you were at it,why didn’t you take a picture and tell us how and when you blinked ur eyes or take a breath? Good God!
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