Thursday, December 30, 2010

-Take sixty- Lyrics?

Have you noticed how some of the catchiest songs have the weirdest lyrics?Either they are too cheap,either they are downright cheesy or either they make no sense at all. Like, you just can’t get them out of your head and when you sing them out loud,you say to yourself ‘Wait.wth did I just say?’


EXHIBIT A:

Sajjad Ali’s song : Cinderella

Cinderella,Cinderella,mera inteyzar kerna,
Mey Rastay mey hu,
Bus aa rah u may,
Kisi aur ki dulhan na ban jana.HEY CINDERELLA!’


As far as I remember Cinderella just had one Prince Charming.And that WAS NOT SAJJAD ALI.So what is he going on about? Who is the other guy here? ‘Bus aa raha hu may’ seems a pretty casual way to stop your Cinderella from running off with someone else. With or without the glass slippers on.

This song was a huge hit when it came out.If you haven’t heard it, youtube Cinderella-Sajjad Ali.



EXHIBIT B :

Aahh…
White white face dheke dil woh beating fast sasura
Jaan se maare re
Oh very… oh very…
Oh very happy in my heart
Dil dance maare re
Very happy in my heart, dil dance maare re
Dil dance maare Dance maare..

                    Yes. I am just as confused as you are. Dil kaisay dance kerta hay? Maybe it dances like this ‘ heart beat step123 123, heart beat step 345 345’ And what is this about dancing ONLY when Dil see’s a WHITE FACE? WHAT A RACIST HEART!!


EXHIBIT C:

Another one of the EXTREMELY POPULAR songs of all time –Bolo Bolo tumnay kia daikha?Again by Sajjad Ali.

Meri Gari daikhi,Ya mera Bangla Daikha, Ya mere Sara Bank Balance Daikha,
Tumay apna kaha,tumay pyar diyaaa,lekin tum koi aur hooooo,
Tumay pyar mujhsey naye hey,pyar mujhsey naye hay,pyar mujhsey naye haaaaay,
Mey tumsey dur chala jaou ya pas chala aou, something something mujhsye naye haaaay.

    I’m sure you all remember Madonna’s song MATERIAL GIRL. I think Sajjad Ali was thinking of Madonna while writing this song since the girl is downright materialistic. Why else would she eye his gari or bangla or bank balance? Why was she not able to see Sajjad Ali’s true love?WHY?Sad. But if she were able to see his true love for her then prolly we wouldn’t be having such a great song.


EXHIBIT D:


Ek garam chai ki pyaali ho
Koi usko pilaane waali ho
Chaahe gori ho ya kaali ho
Seene se lagaane waali ho
Mil jaaye to mit jaaye arre hum
Tararum pum....

                                Word:Cheap  - Synonym: Anu Malik.
                               I like the fact that he says ‘chahy gori ho ya kali ho’ putting an end to the above ‘white white face daikhay’ racist comment (lol).



EXHIBIT E :

Personally,I think the following song,should be played at every Kindergarten,it’s a great ‘learn-how-to-spell-programme’. Even Barney the Purple Dino could and cannot come near to inventing such an extra-ordinary spelling-word-meaning-activity. It’s a really old song called C.A.T from Dilli ka Thug.

C.A.T. Cat, Cat Maane Billi, R.A.T. Rat, Rat Maane Choohaa

Arrey Dil Hai Tere Panje Mein To Kyaa Huaa

M.A.D. Mad, Mad Maane Paagal, B.O.Y. Boy, Boy Maane Ladkaa

(Arrey Matlab Iskaa Tum Kaho To Kyaa Huaa)

(Ari Baanvri Tu Ban Jaa Meri, Zaraa Sun Main Kyaa Kahtaa Hoon

Zaraa Dekh Idhar Tujhe Hai Khabar, Tu Hai Kaun Aur Main Kyaa Hoon) - 2

G.O.A.T. Goat, Goat Maane Bakri, L.I.O.N. Lion, Lion Maane Sher

Etc etc.



EXHIBIT  F:

SONG: AE KIA BOLTI TU-GHULAM


Ay Kya Bolti Tu
Ay Kya Main Boloon
Sun
Suna
Aati Kya Khandala
Kya Karoon Aake Main Khandala
Ghoomenge Phirenge Naachenge Gaayenge
Aish Karenge Aur Kya


                                 A girl doesn’t know what to say?’ay kia may bolu?’ What kind of a girl is she?

EXHIBIT G:

Kisi Disco mey jaye jaye,
Kisi hotel maye khaye khaye,
Koi daikh ley na humay yaha kaie ghoom k aye hum,
Chalo Ishq laraye Chalo Ishq Laraye Chalo Ishq Laraye Sanam.
                                           OHMYGOD.I don’t even want to comment on this.


EXHIBIT H :

You all have heard Ganpat,right?From Shoot out? When the chorus goes like ‘ IN THE MUMBAI ALL OVER INDIAAA WE ARE THE BHAAAIII WE ARE THE BHAIII’ for some odd reason I cannot control my laughter.It cracks me up everytime.



EXHIBIT I :

Who remember this song?

Oonchi Hai Building Lift Teri Band Hai
Kaise Main Aanu Dil Rajamand Hai
Aaja Aaja Aaja Bandbaaja Leke Aaja Teri Yaad Sataaye Dulheraaja Ab To Aaja

                                         What?Already the dude is saying k lift bandh hay aur Madam bol ri hain Bandbaja ley k aja?Woh khud akailay naye aa paa raha toh BandBaja kahan sey lay k aye ga apnay sath?Crazy people.

4 comments:

Sychh said...

Funny as hell, as usual. Not that hell is particularly funny.

-Yumna S Hayat said...

Lol.Thanks,S.
Hell is just hot.Not funny.Not pretty.But Im guessing you know that already.Not that you are some kind of 'hell expert' or something,but omg OKAY I HAVETOSHUTUP.

summer said...

i likes it alot

Anonymous said...

like like gud job yumkins .....aisha baji