-Take fifty seven-DUB THIS!!

I was watching Nickelodeon yesterday with a couple of REALLY NOISY KIDS,whom I was to baby sit and eventually ended up watching Dora the Explorer…in Hindi. Yes, that’s right. It was hilarious. The title song goes something like this ‘ Eik thi larki, bari siyani then something something daiti thi sub ko who naie naie tips,koun hey yey choti si missss’ OHMYGOD. What was that about? For those of you WHO HAVE watched Dora before, you guys must be knowing how Dora and Boots ( The Monkey,who is AS DUMB AND CLUELESS AS MISS D HERSELF) sing a song after accomplishing some task. The song is ‘ We did it!We did it!We did it!YAYY!’ and the Hindi version of this is ‘ HUMNEY KIA.HUMNEY KIIA!!’ and another song ‘ Aow,hum chalay,chalo hum chalaaaay,hum sub chal rahay hein,chalo ab chalay’- Err…



Following Is a scene from Dora the Exp in HINDI. Dora and Boots have to go to Blueberry Hills to get some Blueberries.

Dora: Boots. Woah daikho!woh rahay Blueberry Hills!

Boots: Aray haan!per yey toh buhat durr hein Dora!Hum kaisay whaa taq pohunchay gay? * Looks into your eyes right through the TV screen,with eyes full of hopelessness*

Dora : Kia ap humari madad keray gay Blueberry Hills pohunchnay taq? (it’s a question for us) * Looks into your eyes right through the TV screen,with eyes pleading for help*

Dora: *silences* GREAT! Kia apko kahein parachute nazar araha hey?* Looks into your eyes ,right through the Television with immense thankfulness and gratitude*

Dora: *silence* THANKS!HUMARI MADAD KERNAY KA SHUKRIYA!CHALO BOOTS!

****LAME SONG****: AOW HUM CHALAYYY CHALOO HUM CHALAYYYY HUM CHAL RAHAYE HEIN CHALO AB CHALAYY!!YAYYYYY

Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.



And if THIS wasn’t enough, they started showing Sponge Bob S. Pants in Hindi too. I do not like SpongeBob’s Hindi voice, it is so morose. The genuine English SpB has a more high pitched voice,this Hindi one isn’t much fun. Anyway, here is a snippet of that Dubbed Episode.

MR.KRABS: Tum logou k liyey khush khabri hey!

SP BOB: KIA HUA MR.KRABS?

SQUIDWARD: ARAY YEY KIA SHOUR HORA HEY YAHA PEY!

MR. KRABS: SUNOO!MERI PYARI BITIYAA PEARL ARI HEY AUR WOAH KRUSTY KRABS KI BUSINESS KO TAKE OVER KERNA CHAHTHI HEY!MEY BATA NAIE SAKTA K MUJHEY KITNA GARV HEY APNI PYARI NANHI BITIYA PEY!!AKHAR MEY USKA PITA JO HU

PATRICK: WAH MR.KRABS YEY TOH SUCH MEY KHUSHI KI BAAT HEY!HAHAHA...HA *weird Patrick laugh*


MR.KRABS: HEYNA?MUJHHEY PATA THA K TUM LOG B YEY KHABAR SUN KAY BUHAT KHUSH HOGAY!TUMARA KIA KHAYAL HEY SPONGEBOB?

SQUIDWARD: *GLARES AT SPONGEBOB*

SPONEBOB: Uh..Mr.Krabs…