Tuesday, September 21, 2010

-Take forty eight-MOODS.

For the past few days,I’ve been having some serious major mood swings,for no apparent reason and I got this grand idea of blogging about the different kinds of moods,all of us,or maybe SOME,or maybe a FEW of us, go through. Lets start!


-THE OMG I AM SO PISSED MOOD.

A: PISSED FOR A REASON : Probably the most famous one ever!Where you are pissed off maybe cuz someone told you, you don’t look nice, or maybe some teacher insulted you, or maybe your parents grounded you, maybe you were to call someone and you ran out of credit,or maybe your boyfriend didn’t comment on your fb status and now you are all cranky about it. Or maybe if you are somebody like me, you are pissed off because out of the 100000000 pictures you took of yourself, none came out the way you wanted,kahein ankh band hey,kahein baal urr ray hein.UGH.Here’s a demo.

Subject (the one with a bad mood!) : I AM SO PISSED OFF.
PARENT : Why?
SUBJECT: Because my boyfr…I mean uh…aisay he.Choray.
PARENT: Ajeeb.


B: PISSED OFF WITHOUT A REASON:This one here is really hard to figure out. You get irritated and annoyed for no reason at all.Here’s a demo.


SUBJECT: Ughh..
CLASSMATE: Kiya huwa,yaar?
SUBJECT: Ughh kuch ni ughh.
CLASSMATE: Mou kyu utra huwa hey?
SUBJECT: Kuch ni.Aisay he. (you are telling the truth!U don’t know!But no one believes you,which ultimately pisses u off even more!)
CLASSMATE: Batao na!I’m your friend! ( Okay,so this classmate probably doesn’t even know your full name and suddenly she’s your best friend?)
SUBJECT: Kuch ni huwa.
CLASSMATE: Mey kisi ko ni bataou ge.
SUBJECT: ARAY? MEY BOL RI HU NA KUCH NI HUWA!KIYA HEY TUMAY?SAMJH NI ATI BAR BAR POOCH RI HO KIA HUA KIA HUA?HATO YAHA SEY PAGAL KAHEIN KI *&@#*#&#!&@!&@!!#(!!
CLASSMATE: :/

- The HAPPY Mood:

This one is a nice mood.You are happy,with or without a reason,works fine both ways.

HAPPY(REASON)

Subject: I AM SO HAPPY!
BestFriend: I KNOW! IAM SO HAPPY THAT YOU FOUND THE RIGHT SHADE OF LIPSTICK!ALLAH HUMESHA TUMARI ISI TARHA MADAD KERTA RAY!AMEEN!
Subject: AWW THANKS YAAR! Hehehe (random weird happy laughter!)
HAPPY (WITHOUT A REASON)
Subject: HELLLO EVERYONE!
Friends: Wah bhai!Bara acha mood hey logou ka!
Subject : haan yaar hahaha
Friends: hahahahaha

THE I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING MOOD:

I love this one.Very closely realted to the ‘happy mood’.Where everything and anything seems ridiculous to you.

SUBJECT: hahahaah OMG Uskay baal check kero!hahahaha
FRIENDS: HAHAHAHAHAH OMG YEY KIA HEY?HAHAHAH
SUBJECT: PATA NI!HAHAHAHAHA AND SHE THINKS SHE LOOKS SO HOT!HAHAHAH
FRIENDS: BEYCHARI HAHAHAHA
SUBJECT: ISAY KOI BATA K AYE K YEY KITNI (*@#&*&#&@! LAG RI HEY
FRIENDS: HAHAHAHA
SUBJECT : HAHAHAHAHA
FRIENDS: HAHAHAHA
SUBJECT : HAHAHAH STOP IT NOW HAHAHAHAHA
FRIENDS: HAAHAHHA I CAN’T STOP HAHAHAHA
SUBJECT : OMG HAHAHAHAHAH CHUP KERO SUB HAHAHAHAAH
FRIENDS: TUM PEHLAY CHUP KERO HAHAHAHA ARAY USKO DAIKHO HAHAHAHA
SUBJECT: OMG AB YEY KOUN HEY AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH
FRIENDS: PATA NI AHAHAHAHAH
SUBJECT AND FRIENDS : HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAH

-THE PHILOSOPHICAL MOOD:

This one’s really profound,you know where you go in deep,deep thoughts,just like that.

Friends: Toh na phir blala blaa blaa haah and then haah blab la bla phir meiney kaha blab la hahah
Subject : Hmmm (gearing up for the philosophy)
Friends: Toh na…kiya huwa yaar?(finally realizing the far away look in your eyes)
Subject: hmm..sigh* kuch ni.
Friends: Is everything okay?
Subject : I want to know the meaning of life.I mean,why are we here?Are we here to fight and kill each other?Why are we here?What is the purpose of our being?Why do we fight amongst ourselves? SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME!
Friends: *silence*
Subject : What is the meaning of our life? (repeats the question to make herself sound more serious)
Friends: CHAL NIKALLLLLL. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAH

- THE EAVESDROPPING MOOD:

I don’t know why,but its so much fun to listen to what the other people,sitting close to u, are talking about.

FRIENDS: HAHAHA PAGAL HO KIA HAHAHAH?
SUBJECT : (NOTICES THAT THE GIRLS SITTING NEXT TO U ARE TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING)
OTHER PEOPLE: SO like,in my old school,I was like really really popular u know like seriously.And I was dating this guy who was like my senior like omg
SUBJECT: (HIGHLY CURIOUS NOW)
FRIENDS: HAHAHAHA NAYE YAAR ARAY DID U FINISH THAT ASSIGNMENT?
SUBJECT : SSHH (then you make all sorts of weird faces to make ur friends understand k ‘aow iski batein sunay’)
Friends: THEY GET IT AND NOW EVERYONE IS QUIET,PULLING OUT THEIR BOOKS AND JOURNALS AND TRING TO LOOK VERY BUSY,WHEREAS EVERYBODY HAS THEIR EARS ON WHAT THE ‘PAAPOOLAR GIRL’ IS TALKING ABOUT.
OTHER FRIENDS: AND THEN OMG I GAVE MY CELL PHONE TO MY MOM SO THAT SHE’D BE OKAY WITH THE FACT THAT I HAVE A BOY FRIEND.U KNOW,KUCH PANAY K LIYEY KHOUNA PARTA HEY!
SUBJECT AND FRIENDS: *unable to stay quiet anymore* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

THE I CAN’T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING MOOD:

You know how at times you don’t get anything.You don’t get jokes,the secret nicknames your friends have kept for other people (and teachers) and you just downright out of the loop.

FRIENDS: ARAY HAAN HAHAHAH
SUBJECT: KIS BAAT PEY HANS RAY HO?
FRIENDS: AUR KAL DAIKHA THA UNKO HAHAHA
SUBJECT: MUJHEY B BATAO YAAR
FRIENDS: MISS *&&% K JOUTAY ALLLAAHHH HAHAH
SUBJECT: KOUN HEIN MISS *&&%?Mujhey b batao!
FRIENDS: HAHAHA EIK MINT BATATEY HEIN HAHAHAHA
SUBJECT: Batao na yaar,mujhey b hansna hey!
FRIENDS HAHAHA Yaar wohh jo hein naa hahahaah
SUBJECT : *silence*.



THE DEPRESSED MOOD:

A lot of reasons could be held responsible for this mood.Not doing well in studies,not being able to make friends,okay u made friends but u don’t get along with them,nobody understands your ideas.

SUBJECT: YEY ZINDAGI B NAA…
FRIENDS: Kiya kya huwa tumari zindagi ko?
SUBJECT: Bus yaar na pocho.Tang agaie hu mey is zindagi sey.

-THE MUFT KA MASHWARA MOOD:

You see someone depressed and immediately u start advising her how she should get over it and try to look at the brighter side of things.

SUBJECT : YAAR AISI BAAT NI HEY.TUMARI LIFE ITNI B BURI NI HOSAKTI.ITNAY SAREY AISAY LOUG HEIN JO TUM SEY ZAIDA BARI PROBLEMS MEY HEIN.FLOOD WALOU KO HE DAIKH LO.AGAR WOA DEPRESS HU TOH SAMJH B ATA HEY.TUMAY KIA MASLA HEY?TUM APNI ACHI QUALITIES PEY FOCUS KERO.BURAY KHAYALAT MAT LAO APNAY DIL MEY.

-THE BORED MOOD:
The most frequent one.You can’t run away from this.

SUBJECT: AMI KAHEIN CHALTAY HEIN MEY BUHAT BORE HORI HU
PARENTS: JAO KHANA PAKAO,BARTAN DHOU FORAN BORIAT KHATAM HOJAYE GI
SUBJECT: NAYE !YEY KAISAY KAAM HEIN?Mujhey aur bore ni houna!
PARENTS: ACHA TOH PHIR TUM KOI SEWING AND KNITTING KA COURSE KYU NI JOIN KER LAITI?
SUBJECT: :/

I’ll write about more moods.I have to go and study now.lol.BYE!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

raza here..... NICE JOB!!
har mood was very real n actually happens. Natural talent.

summer said...

i love it

Arcman said...

kuch paanay ke liye kuch khona parrta hai...=P

nice post...=D

-Yumna S Hayat said...

Thankyou,everyone :)